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Living life to the fullest #yolo

Sunday, April 3, 2011 | Posted by CalvinTCQ ♣ | 0 footsteps ♠

Hilarious stuff from Peter Griffin's(Family Guy) Twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/PeterGriffinn

you might not get the jokes if you're PURELY innocent minded
but i doubt it ;)
so enjoy.

Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

Best pick up line EVER: "fuck me if I'm wrong, but didn't we meet on the moon?"

Say the phrase "I won a math debate" 5 times fast.

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

Off is the general direction in which I would like you to fuck.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

Think POSITIVE: I fell down the stairs what did I say, DAMN I GOT DOWN THOSE STAIRS FAST.