it's just a joke i got from chin xD
damn funnyyy

the perfect man


Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'WOMAN: 'Rs17,00,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs.31,50,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 31,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'The man hangs up.

The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....